she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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