So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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