Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
