I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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