Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Your tits are I can't wait for
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Naked Twister starts at high noon
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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