I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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