We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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