Got a toothbrush?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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