I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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