fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
