Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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