Christians are straight up FREAKS
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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