i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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