i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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