We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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