I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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