some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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