i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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