Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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