She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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