I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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