i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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