My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Randomize
