Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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