Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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