I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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