Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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