Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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