you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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