My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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