I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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