Sponge bath it is.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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