I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Farmville is her only friend.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
