Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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