Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
