Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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