It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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