just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I bet he comes in French.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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