He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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