white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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