Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
