The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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