wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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