Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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