You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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