So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I have feelings that need drinking.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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