I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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