She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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