i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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