No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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