that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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