WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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